Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit - NEW

Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don’t let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties.

• Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)*
• Includes masking tape (40 metres)
• Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos

* Don’t be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios.

Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free!

Extinction Avoidance – from Proporta

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” - George Santayana.

Need we say more?

Don’t take our word for it…

“Since I bought the Proporta Big Cat Hunting Stilts last year, I sold my fridge. I mean, it’s so easy to find some big, dopey elephant for lunch, who needs refrigeration? I don’t normally say thanks but I’d like to thank Proporta for ensuring I remain king of the jungle (and the plains – do you people really think I’m not going to eat you just cos you made it to the plains? Wake up and smell the coffee.)”

Leon Roy, Botswana - January, 2005.

“Those Big Cat hunting Stilts you sold me last year are a piece of cr-- [email content edited by moderator]. I’ve not seen an elephant for a month now, I check your website (I’m in the market for a huge fridge-freezer, you got any?) and I find out about this damned Elephant Camouflage Kit. You monkeys ever hear of customer loyalty? I’ll give you “patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology”… if I make it to England you better hope your camouflage works over there too.”

Leon Roy, Botswana - July, 2005.

The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit in use by a practised customer (location withheld)