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Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don’t let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties.
Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)*
Includes masking tape (40 metres)
Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos
* Don’t be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios.
Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free!
Extinction Avoidance – from Proporta
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” - George Santayana.
Need we say more?
Don’t take our word for it…
“Since I bought the Proporta Big Cat Hunting Stilts last year, I sold my fridge. I mean, it’s so easy to find some big, dopey elephant for lunch, who needs refrigeration? I don’t normally say thanks but I’d like to thank Proporta for ensuring I remain king of the jungle (and the plains – do you people really think I’m not going to eat you just cos you made it to the plains? Wake up and smell the coffee.)”
Leon Roy, Botswana - January, 2005.
“Those Big Cat hunting Stilts you sold me last year are a piece of cr-- [email content edited by moderator]. I’ve not seen an elephant for a month now, I check your website (I’m in the market for a huge fridge-freezer, you got any?) and I find out about this damned Elephant Camouflage Kit. You monkeys ever hear of customer loyalty? I’ll give you “patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology”… if I make it to England you better hope your camouflage works over there too.”
Leon Roy, Botswana - July, 2005.
The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit in use by a practised customer (location withheld)
Shipping
If you are ordering directly from Proporta, all items delivered to US or Canadian addresses will be delivered using the British Royal Mail and the US Postal Service or Canada Post (whichever service applies to your area) with free standard shipping on all orders.
Delivery usually takes between 6-10 working days, so we ask that you please allow for this handling time when placing your order. We can also send your order by Airsure if you’d prefer, but we will have to charge you a little extra.
Returns and Exchanges
At Proporta, we try to make your experience as pain free as possible by offering a never-argue, Lifetime Exchange Warranty. We've even got the returns label for you to print off at www.proporta.com/returns.
Products Including Lifetime Exchange Warranty
All Proporta branded hardware products & all Ted Baker, Roxy, Quiksilver and Ben Allen products come with a Lifetime Exchange Warranty, so if for any reason or no reason at all you are not completely satisfied, you can return the product to us and we'll exchange it for another one. We can provide you with a refund if a Proporta branded product is returned within 90 days from the date of dispatch.
Note: All Proporta TurboChargers come under two year warranty from the date of dispatch.
Products Excluding Lifetime Exchange Warranty
All Morfica, Amphibian & Aquapac products come under a 1 year Exchange Warranty and all batteries come under a 2 year Exchange Warranty from the date of dispatch. Products excluded from our Lifetime Exchange Warranty are listed here.
US Only Returns Address:
Proporta.com
116 Wayne St.
Rocky Mount
NC
27804
USA
View our Delivery and Returns page for further information.
